Things That Might Keep Me From Finding A Job
Before starting any endeavor I always like to make lists. This is the first one for the job search. When Marta read it she said she would never hire me because I’m a loser but I’ve always felt that you have to start with being honest about yourself.
1. I’m old
2. I don’t like people.
3. I can’t drive.
4. I have no marketable skills.
5. I have a prior conviction on a bullshit charge.
6. I’m practically deaf.
7. I’m physically unattractive.
8. I have a limited wardrobe.
9. I sometimes display bad personal habits.
Nothing that a little make-up can’t hide!
