dick from africa

• 2012-09-26

  

  I hate the Classifieds
  
  When I read the newspaper,
  If I read the newspaper,
  this is how I read the newspaper:
  first, the comics
  second, the sports
  third, the national news
  fourth, the local news
  fifth, the editorial page
  sixth, the obituaries
  seventh, I look at the Daily Jumble
  eighth, the wedding announcements
  ninth, the classifieds

  I hate the classifieds.
  after a couple of days of reading the classifieds
  I become sullen, depressed
  and contemplate taking my own life.

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