Just got the call. Back to work today after being sidelined by Sandy for a couple of days. Back on track in my quest to join the 1%. There’s just one problem …
gloves - check!
PB&J - check!
cool hat - check!
2 bottles of Water Joe - check!
notebook and pen - check!
But my flask is missing … I can’t find my flask …
Billy might have borrowed it, but he usually asks.
Marta could be playing one of her practical jokes.
Nevertheless, I don’t have my flask and this is a problem.
Could be an omen, a sign. Maybe I should call in sick.